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MMA Song Book - Volume 1
With Mopars From My Friends
(Sung to the tune of With a Little Help From My Friends)
words by Jim Tchir
What would you think if I drove a G.M.?
Would you laugh at and ridicule me?
Lend me your car and I’ll throw mine away
And I’ll promise to bury the keys.
Then I’ll get by with Mopars from my friends,
Mmm, I’ll get to ride in Mopars with my friends,
Mmm, I’ll even drive the Mopars of my friends.
What do I do when my Chevy breaks down?
(Don’t worry, you are not alone)
I’ll be cursing and screaming and wearing a frown.
(You’ll be stranded, waiting for a tow)
Then I’ll get by with Mopars from my friends,
Mmm, I’ll get to ride in Mopars with my friends,
Oh, I’ll even drive the Mopars of my friends.
Do you need a new ride now?
I need a Mopar to drive.
Could it be any ride now?
I want a Mopar to drive.
Will you be buying a Mopar tonight?
Yes, I’m certain that it will happen this time.
Will it be Dodge or Plymouth after seeing the light?
I don’t know, but any Mopar is fine.
Then I won’t rely on Mopars from my friends
I’ll get to drive my Mopar with my friends
And take pride in Mopars with my friends.
Do you dig your new ride now?
I need my Mopar to drive.
Are you big on your ride now?
I want my Mopar to drive.
Now I don’t rely on Mopars from my friends
I get to drive my Mopar with my friends
I take pride in Mopars with my friends
In Mopars with my friends.
CRUISIN’
(sung to the tune of Groovin’)
words by Jim Tchir
Cruisin’ on a sunny afternoon
Lockport hot dogs at the old Half Moon.
You can’t imagine anything that’s better,
Than all our cars whenever we’re together.
There ain’t no place we’d rather be instead of
Cruisin’ down Portage Avenue.
Doin’ just what we like to do.
There’s always lots of places where we can eat
While watching all the action on the street.
And all those Mopar people we could meet just
Cruisin’on a sunny afternoon
Our radios are blaring out the tunes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ah-ha-ha (3 times)
We like to spend our summer days this way
Great times as members of the MMA
So, why not come and join the club today
You’d get more kicks by far, riding in a Mopar
Cruisin’ on a sunny afternoon
Our radios are blaring out the tunes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cruisin’
Ah-ha-ha
Cruisin’ On The Street
(sung to the tune of Dancin’ In the Street)
words by Jim Tchir
Callin’ out around this town
Are you ready to draw some heat?
Summer’s here and the time is right
For cruisin’ on the streets.
They’re cruisin’ in Transcona; down in St. Vital; in Garden City.
All we need is Mopars, sweet Mopars,
There’ll be Mopars everywhere
There’ll be Chargers reelin’ and Vipers peelin’
And cruisin’ down the streets.
Oh, it doesn’t matter what you drive,
Just as long as you arrive.
So come on with your gal to Kildonan Park
And catch the action after dark.
There’ll be cruisin’
We’re cruisin’ in the park.
This is a proclamation
For congregation
A chance for us all to meet.
There’ll be laughin’, jokin’ and tires smokin’
And cruisin’ down the streets.
Challenger T/A’s;
Super Bees and R/T’s now
Can’t forget the Hemi Cudas!
All we need is Mopars, sweet Mopars,
There’ll be Mopars everywhere
There’ll be Swingers gleemin’ and Dusters screamin’
And cruisin’ down the street
Oh, it doesn’t matter what you drive,
Just as long as you arrive
So come on to the Pony on Sunday night
And you will see an awesome sight!
There’ll be cruisin’
They’re cruisin’ on the street.
Way up in E.K. every day
They’re cruisin’ down the street.
Let’s form a big long line you know it’s time
For cruisin’ on the street.
Under skies of blue, it’s me and you
Cruisin’ on the street!
Drive Mopar
(sung to the tune of Drive My Car)
words by Jim Tchir
If you owned a car then what would it be?
I said baby, it’s plain to see,
It has to be famous, a star on the street
And it’s gotta have a Hemi to be complete.
I will only drive Mopar
The king of the road by far.
It can only be Mopar
And boy, will it move you.
My girl asked if other products were good.
I said darling, it’s understood.
Fords and Chevys are average at best,
But one car stands out above the rest.
It can only be Mopar,
The car with the pentastar.
I will only drive Mopar
And wow, will it move you.
Vroom, vroom ‘n chirp, chirp, yeah.
Maybe, if you drive my car,
It will only be Mopar.
Maybe, if you drive my car,
Hang on, it will move you.
My girl asked if we can cruise right away.
I said baby, I have something to say:
Got no Mopar and it’s breaking my heart,
But I know what’s the best ride and that’s a start.
I will only drive Mopar,
The king of the road by far.
It can only be Mopar,
Then baby, I’ll move you.
Vroom, vroom ‘n chirp, chirp, yeah! (4 times)
What A Wonderful Club
(sung to the tune of What a Wonderful World)
words by Ron Dirr/Jim Tchir
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I’ve seen Chargers in red,
Roadrunners in white,
R/T’s and Swingers
With bumblebee stripes.
And I think to myself, what a wonderful club.
I’ve seen 340’s in green,
And Hemis in black,
I’ve even seen Cudas with
440 Six Packs.
And I think to myself, what a wonderful club.
The rumble of the Mopars
Is like thunder in the sky.
Bringing smiles to the faces
Of people going by.
I’ve met friends in the club
That own Challengers too
DeSotos and Furys,
Yah, we’ve got a few.
I’ve seen Vipers in yellow,
Daytonas in blue,
Dusters and Demons
Yes, AMC’s too.
And I think to myself, what a wonderful club
Yes, I think to myself, what a wonderful club.
MOPAR’S THE CAR
(sung to the tune of New York, New York)
words by Jim Tchir
Start spreading the news,
We’re cruisin’ today
If you want to be a part of it,
Mopar’s the car.
Our engines are tuned,
We’re longing to run.
We laugh and make a sport of it,
In our Mopars.
We want to shake up the city,
Make everyone weep.
We know we’re kings of the strip,
Tops on the street.
All other rides,
We’re blowing away.
You too can be a part of it,
In a Mopar.
You can cruise with pride,
Or you can run and hide.
It’s up to you,
Mopar’s the car.
(Mopar’s the car)
We want to shake up the city
Make everyone weep.
We know we’re kings of the strip,
Tops on the street.
So don’t have the blues,
Melt them away.
And make a brand new start of it
In a Mopar.
Then you can join our club
And drive the cars we love.
It’s up to you,
Mopar’s the car.
MOPARS Will Cruise On
(sung to the tune of My Heart Will Go On)
words by Jim Tchir
As strange as it seems,
We eat cars and sleep cars.
That’s how we know what goes on.
There is no contest
In the races against us.
That’s how we show what goes on.
Near, far, it’s Mopar or no car
We believe that Mopars will cruise on.
Once more, we’ll blow off your doors
As you eat all our dust and
Mopars will cruise on and on.
A car can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime.
And never fade till we’re gone.
It was love at first sight,
The instant we drove one.
In our lives, we’ll always cruise on.
Near, far, it’s Mopar or no car
We believe that Mopars will cruise on
Once more, we’ll blow off your doors
As you eat all our dust and
Mopars will cruise on and on.
They’re here and there’s nothing to fear
‘Cause we know that Mopars will cruise on.
They’ll stay forever that way
Number one in our hearts and
Mopars will cruise on and on.
Pretty MOPARS
(sung to the tune of Pretty Woman)
words by Jim Tchir
Pretty Mopars, cruisin’ down the street
Pretty Mopars, you know they can’t be beat.
Pretty Mopars
All restored, they look pristine,
No other ride sounds quite this mean.
Mercy!
Pretty Mopars, roaring through the gears,
Pretty Mopars, are music to our ears
Pretty Mopars
They sound like thunder from the sky
And move like lightning driving by.
Wow!
Pretty Mopars, race a while,
Pretty Mopars make us smile
As they run the ¼ mile in 10
Pretty Mopars, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Pretty Mopars, cruise our way
Pretty Mopars will always stay with me
‘Cause we need speed, we tune them right
Ram Air and headers, then we take flight.
Pretty Mopars, they really fly,
Pretty Mopars, make the others cry
Pretty Mopars they just lead the way, hey okay
That’s just the way it must be okay
There’s no other car to date
To which real gear heads can relate.
Look what I see!
They’re cruisin’ endlessly
Yes, they’re cruisin’ endlessly
Oh, oh, Pretty Mopars!
Randy’s Slice
(sung to the tune of Mack the Knife)
words by Jim Tchir
Take a Charger that’s been burnt, yeah
And try transform it back to life.
It’s all rusted, warped and dented
And it’s such a sorry sight.
Then a magician with amazing talent
Starts to hammer, weld and bend.
Before you know, it starts to take shape,
But it’s nowhere, nowhere near the end.
Now there’s more welding, uh huh,
And a big long cut, uh huh
And the body starts looking nice.
Now the project has turned the corner
And we start to call it Randy’s Slice.
Then he adds some Bondo,
Sands and primes dontcha know.
The braces keep it from fallin’ on back
Now it’s time for paint and trim, dear
Five’ll get you ten, it ends up silver and black.
There’s a big red stripe at the rear, babe
Now the car looks out of sight
The blacked out windows and Hemi emblem
Add the final touches to Randy’s Slice.
Now everybody, yeah, wants to see it
To Randy’s garage, they’re comin’ on down
Oh, the line forms on the right, babe
To view the newest talk of the town!
I said everybody, yeah, wants to see it
To Randy’s garage, they’re flyin’ on down
Yes that line forms on the right, babe
To see the latest talk of the town!
Oh my, that Slice is nice!!
RUN, RUN, RUN
(sung to the tune of Fun, Fun, Fun)
words by Jim Tchir
Well he got his Dad’s Mopar
And he cruised to the local speed shop now.
He got nitrous and headers,
So his bank account is all shot now.
And with the pedal to the metal,
His wheels are unbelievably hot now.
And he’ll just run, run, run
‘Til his Daddy takes the Mopar away.
(Run, run, run ‘til his Daddy takes the Mopar away)
All the guys can’t stand him
‘Cause he smokes ‘em with a supercharged Dart now.
(Supercharged Dart now, Supercharged Dart)
No one tries to catch him
‘Cause he blasts them right from the start now.
(Right from the start now, right from the start)
And as they swallow his dust,
He leaves a trail of broken hearts now.
(Broken hearts now, broken hearts)
And he’ll just run, run, run
‘Til his Daddy takes the Mopar away.
(Run, run, run ‘til his Daddy takes the Mopar away)
With the tires all bald,
Your Dad is really pissed with you now.
(Pissed with you now, he’s really pissed)
And since he took away the keys,
You’ve been thinking that you’re totally screwed now.
(You’re totally screwed now, you’re totally screwed)
But you can hitch a ride with me,
Then we’ll go and pick up some booze now.
(Pick up some booze now, pick up some booze)
And we’ll get drunk, drunk, drunk
Now that Daddy took the Mopar away.
(Drunk, drunk, drunk now that Daddy took the Mopar away)
MMA THEME SONG Original Version
(sung to the tune of It’s a Wonderful World)
words by Ron Dirr
I’ve seen Mopars in red,
I’ve seen them in white,
I’ve seen Vipers with solid white stripes.
And I think to myself, what a wonderful club.
I’ve seen 340’s in green,
Street wedges in black,
I’ve even seen Cudas with 440 Six Packs.
And I think to myself, what a wonderful club.
The colors of the Mopars,
Are like rainbows in the sky.
They put smiles on the faces
Of people going by.
I’ve made friends in the club
That own Hemis by the two’s
I’ve even met members that are late with their dues.
I’ve seen Wing cars in white
With cross ram eights
I’ve even met members
That will always be late.
And I think to myself, what a wonderful club.
Yes, I think to myself, what a wonderful club.
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