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MMA Song Book - Volume 2
A Mopar Is In the ‘Hood
(sung to the tune of I’m Into Something Good)
words by Jim Tchir
Got up this morning, feelin’ beat
Woke up by a rumble down my street!
Last night, I saw a new car that looked mighty good, whoa yeah
Something tells me a Mopar is in the ‘hood.
It’s the kind of car that can really fly
And I can tell that it’s my kind of ride
It cruised right past me like I hoped it would
Now I know that a Mopar is in the ‘hood.
I had a glance for a minute or two
And then the tires were squealin’ the whole night through
I know I’m fallin’ in love
This is the car that I’ve been dreamin’ of!
I asked the owner if I could ride
He said yes and I was beamin’ with pride
So I asked to drive it next week and he told me I could
I’m sure glad that a Mopar is in the ‘hood.
I’m sure glad that a Mopar is in the ‘hood.
Mopar in the ‘hood, oh yeah, Mopar in the ‘hood
In the ‘hood, in the ‘hood, in the ‘hood.
American Motors
(sung to the tune of American Woman)
words by Jim Tchir
American Motors, built some real mean cars.
American Motors, bought out by Mopar
They came packin’ thunder galore
Real performance in your face for sure
One of the most thrilling things to do
Is spending time driving fast with you
AMC’s, lets us cruise today
American Motors, sizzle all the way!
American Motors, built some turkeys too
Pacer, Gremlin, Hornet, just to name a few
They built others that could really bore.
Rambler Classic and Ambassador
Real odd cars to criticize
The apple of no one’s eye
From these cars, I said stay away
AMC lovers, listen what I say.
American Motors had some super stars
AMX, Rogue, Javelin, were great cars
390’s and four on the floor
They make you want to race for sure
The Marlin’s lines are really clean
We love your Rebel Machine
Colored stripes that hypnotize
These were the apples of our eyes.
AMC’s, let’s cruise today
American Motors, sizzle all the way!
Go, gotta get away, gotta cruise today
Let’s go go go
Gonna leave you behind
Gonna leave you behind
Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye
You look great to me
You’re good for Mopar too
Gonna tromp the gas right to the floor
That is what I’m gonna do
Right then I’m gonna fly
Right then, I’m gonna go
You know I’m gonna fly
You know I’m gonna go, Mister
I’m gonna fly, Mister
Welcome, American Motors
Welcome, AMC rides
Welcome, AMC cars
Barrett-Jackson
(sung to the tune of Jackson)
words by Jim Tchir
I’ve got muscle car fever, hotter than a pepper sprout
I’ve been watchin’ Barrett-Jackson, since the fire won’t go out.
I’m goin’ to Scottsdale, I’m gonna look around
Goin’ to the auction, to see what can be found.
I’m goin’ to Barrett-Jackson and plan to bring lots of dough
I’ll raise my hand to the auction man and be on the T.V. show
Yeah, Barrett-Jackson, my Mopar’s there
I’m goin’ to Barrett-Jackson and get a Hemi oh so rare!
When I start biddin’ on a ‘Cuda, people gonna stop and stare
I’ll bid it high, right to the sky, so they better all beware!
I’m getting’ this ‘Cuda, so don’t get my goat
Cause I’m getting’ my ‘Cuda
Tough Luck was all I wrote.
I’ll be smilin’ at the auction and I’ll be dancin’ around my car
I’ll cruise around town, a man of renown
In my oh so rare Mopar
Barrett-Jackson, made my dreams come true
Thank you Barrett-Jackson, I’m a lucky dude!
I still got muscle car fever, hotter than a pepper sprout
I’m still watchin’ Barrett-Jackson, the fire’s still not out.
I love Barrett-Jackson and that’s a fact
For another Mopar, I’ll be comin’ back!
I still got muscle car fever, hotter than a pepper sprout
I’m still watchin’ Barrett-Jackson, the fire’s still not out.
I love Barrett-Jackson and that’s a fact
For another Mopar, I’ll be comin’ back!
Club MMA
(sung to the tune of Y.M.C.A.)
words by Jim Tchir
Young man, you’re really proud of your wheels
I said young man, we really know how you feel
I said young man, ‘cause you’re new in this town
There’s no need to cruise by yourself.
Young man, I see you drive a Mopar
I said young man, your hot car is a star
You can join us and I’m sure you will find
We always do have a good time.
It’s fun to cruise with our club MMA
It’s fun to cruise with our club MMA
We have Mopars too that we really enjoy
So you can be one of the boys.
Be a member of the club MMA
Be a member of the club MMA
You can see and be seen, with our super hot rides
You can really cruise with pride.
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said young man, be all you can be
I said young man, you can make real your dreams
But you got to know this one thing:
No man should cruise all alone
I said young man, it’s no fun on your own
So just go there to the club MMA
I know they will help you today.
It’s fun to cruise with our club MMA
It’s fun to cruise with our club MMA
We have Mopars too that we really enjoy
So you can be one of the boys.
Be a member of the club MMA
Be a member of the club MMA
You can see and be seen, with our super hot rides
You can really cruise with pride.
Young man, I was once in your shoes
I said, I was all alone when I cruise
I felt empty, not really alive
I felt the world had passed me by.
Then a member, came up to me
And said young man, take a cruise up the street
There’s a group there called the club MMA
They can make you feel great today.
It’s fun to cruise with our club MMA
It’s fun to cruise with our club MMA
We have Mopars too that we really enjoy
So you can be one of the boys.
Club MMA
Be a member of the club MMA
Young man, young man, you’re proud of your wheels
Young man, young man, we know how you feel
Club MMA
Just go to the club MMA
Young man, young man, I was once in your shoes
Young man, young man, alone when I cruise
Club MMA
Come Fly With Me Soon
(sung to the tune of Fly Me To The Moon)
words by Jim Tchir
Come fly with me soon
As I wind out my muscle car
Then you’ll feel just what it’s like
To drive in a Mopar
In other words, this car’s grand
In other words, Mopars thrill me
Fill my tank with gas
And then we’ll cruise forevermore
This is what I live for,
In the ride that I adore
In other words, cruisin’s cool
In other words, Mopars rule!
Meet me at the strip
And then we’ll race two times or more
This is what I long for
With the pedal to the floor
In other words, racin’s cool
In other words,
In other words, Mopars rule!
Deep In The Trees
(sung to the tune of Beyond the Sea)
words by Jim Tchir
Somewhere, deep in the trees
It’s there, forlorn as can be
A ‘Cuda sits, rusting to bits
With missing wheels
and she’s ailin’.
Somewhere, knee deep in grass
She’s there, with broken glass,
Flintstone floors and dented doors
She looks like a wreck
and she’s ailin’.
Look far beyond the scars
It’s clear for me to see
I know beyond a doubt
What a great car she can be.
This car, I will restore
She’ll look, just like before
And happy she’ll be, eternally
And never again,
will she be ailin’.
I know beyond a doubt,
What a great car she can be
This car (I know this car) I will restore
She’ll look, just like before
And happy she’ll be, eternally
And never again, will she be ailin’
No more ailin’
So long ailin’
Bye bye ailin’
Dream Mopar
(sung to the tune of Dream Lover)
words by Jim Tchir
Every night I hope and pray, my dream Mopar will be for sale
A car to cruise with down the street, to really make my life complete
‘Cause I want (yeah-yeah yeah) a ride (yeah-yeah yeah) to call (yeah-yeah yeah)
My own ( yeah, yeah)
I want my dream Mopar, so I don’t have to sit at home.
Dream Mopar where are you, with a 440 tried and true?
And a stick that I can hold, shifting gears ‘til I grow old.
‘Cause I want (yeah-yeah yeah) a ride (yeah-yeah yeah) to call (yeah-yeah yeah)
My own ( yeah, yeah)
I want my dream Mopar, so I don’t have to sit at home.
Some day, I don’t know how, this car will soon be mine
Some way, I know and how, everything will turn out fine.
Dream Mopar, until then, I’ll save my cash and dream again
That’s the only thing to do, ‘til all my Mopar dreams come true.
‘Cause I want (yeah-yeah yeah) a ride (yeah-yeah yeah) to call (yeah-yeah yeah)
My own ( yeah, yeah)
I want my dream Mopar, so I don’t have to sit at home.
Dream Mopar, now you’re here, I’ve waited long, it seems like years
There’s only one thing to do, take her for a nice long cruise
‘Cause I got (yeah-yeah yeah) a ride (yeah-yeah yeah) to call (yeah-yeah yeah)
My own ( yeah, yeah)
I got my dream Mopar, so I don’t have to sit at home.
I will never sit at home.
I will never have to sit at home.
Feel Like Cruisin’
(sung to the tune of 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin’ Groovy))
words by Jim Tchir
Speed up! You move too slow
Gotta make that Mopar go!
Just tromp it down ‘n give’r gas
Lookin’ for fun and feel like cruisin’
Ba da da da da da feel like cruisin’.
She’s got a Hemi,
There’s no jokin’
Engine rumblin’, tires smokin’
Finally got some time for me
Dootin’ doo-doo,
Feel like cruisin’.
I just love old Mopars
They really are hot
They rock ‘n roll and move out like a shot.
This muscle car’s tops and is all it should be.
Now let’s take off
Feel like cruisin’.
He Wants It Back
(sung to the tune of Paint It Black)
words by Jim Tchir
I bought a Mopar now the vendor wants it back
He’ll give me 5 thou more, if I sell it back
I told him no way and that’s just how it goes
He just hung his head and stared down at his toes.
I bought it from his Mom when he was not around
I paid cash for the car, about a buck a pound
When he found out, he almost blew his Mom away
He’s really pissed with her, up to this very day.
I truly pride myself for making such a deal
It has a Hemi and was really quite a steal
I hope now he’ll fade away and then just face the fact
This car is mine for keeps and he won’t get it back.
He’s crying streams of tears and he’s big time depressed
He must of aged 10 years, he really looks a mess
He’ll watch me drive away into the settin’ sun
And pull out all his hair before the morning comes.
He sees my Mopar now and still he wants it back
He offers 10 thou more, if I sell it back
I told him no way and that’s still how it goes
If he asks one more time, then I will break his nose.
Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm..
He wants me to sell it, sell it back
Back today, back tonight
I wanna see that guy blotted out from my life
He wants to see me sell it, sell it, sell it, sell it back
Yeah!
Mopar To Drive
(sung to the tune of Ticket to Ride)
words by Jim Tchir
I know I’m going to be glad,
I know it’s today, yeah
The car that’s real mean and bad
Sits in my driveway.
I’ve got a Mopar to drive
I’ve got a Mopar to drive,
I’ve got a Mopar to drive
And she’s so rare.
My gal cruises with me
If the top is down, yeah
She feels totally free
When we blast around.
I’ve got a Mopar to drive,
I’ve got a Mopar to drive,
I’ve got a Mopar to drive
And she’s so rare.
I know this car, she really can fly
You ought to think twice
When at a red light by me
I’ll hit the gas and then say goodbye
You ought to think twice
When at a red light by me.
I know I’m going to be glad,
I know it’s today, yeah
My car is real mean and bad
It’s in my driveway.
I’ve got a Mopar to drive,
I’ve got a Mopar to drive,
I’ve got a Mopar to drive
And she’s so rare.
I know my car, she really can fly
You ought to think twice
When at a red light with me
I’ll tromp the gas and then wave goodbye
You ought to think twice
When at a red light with me.
My gal cruises with me
When the top is down, yeah
She feels totally free
Ridin’ through town.
I’ve got a Mopar to drive,
I’ve got a Mopar to drive,
I’ve got a Mopar to drive
And she’s so rare.
My baby’s sure rare, my baby’s so rare
My baby’s sure rare, my baby’s so rare
My baby’s sure rare, my baby’s so rare
My baby’s sure rare, my baby’s so rare
Mrs. Brown You Have a Lovely Mopar
(sung to the tune of Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Daughter)
words by Jim Tchir
Mrs. Brown you have a lovely Mopar
Hemi cars like that are something rare.
But it’s sad, you never drive it now
It’s so carboned up, it ain’t no good to pine.
She looks great, just like the day you bought her
Not a scratch or dent on her red paint
Nothing’s changed, she’s still a beauty now
But she’s so carboned up, it ain’t no good to pine.
I’ll take her out for a little run, now
Blasting about, it will be so much fun.
Then you’ll find that she runs so much better (so much better)
She will accelerate and idle fine (idle fine)
Later on, I’ll take her to the strip
After a go or two, she’ll be running nine’s.
I’ll take her out for a little run, now
Doing burnouts, it will be so much fun.
Bet you’ll find that you like cruisin’ better (cruisin’ better)
To keep this car at home is such a crime. (such a crime)
Later on, we’ll hit the Portage strip
We’ll bring them to their knees and have such a great time.
Mrs. Brown, you have a lovely Mopar (lovely Mopar) ( 4 times )
My Kind of Car (a Mopar is)
(sung to the tune of My Kind of Town,(Chicago is))
words by Jim Tchir
Now this could only happen to car guys like me
And only happen with a car like this.
So, may I say to each one emphatically,
As I tell about automotive bliss.
This is my kind of car, a Mopar is
The best by far, a Mopar is
And Mopar people who
Have reason to, smile at you.
And each time we cruise, a Mopar is
The wheels we choose, a Mopar is
Why we just shout out with pride
It’s our kind of ride!
Our kind of car, Roadrunner is
Our kind of car, Daytona is
A car that is full of pizzazz,
Razzmatazz and all that jazz
And each place we go, a Mopar is
Stealing the show, a Mopar is
Real tough and mean, a Mopar is
One great machine, a Mopar is
One car that is truely a star
It’s our kind of car!
My Mopar Tonight/New Breed of Mopars
(sung to the tune of No Sugar Tonight/New Mother Nature)
words by Jim Tchir
Super feeling, deep inside
Gotta a Mopar as my ride
Jubilation, flooding me
Awesome hot wheels, for all to see.
My Mopar tonight will be cruisin’
My Mopar tonight on the street
My Mopar will soon be racin’
My Mopar will not be beat.
Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow, dat’n doo-dow-dow-dow-dow
Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow, dat’n doo-dow-dow-dow-dow
There’s no silence, that I can find
The Hemis rumblin’ blow your mind
Tires smokin’, everywhere
Cops a comin’, we don’t care!
My Mopar tonight will be cruisin’
My Mopar tonight on the street
My Mopar will soon be racin’
My Mopar will not be beat.
Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow, dat’n doo-dow-dow-dow-dow
Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow, dat’n doo-dow-dow-dow-dow
60’s and 70’s believe me
Is when muscle cars had their way
There’s just no other era that can really please me
Not withstanding the Mopars today.
You’re thinking back now to cars you once had
You know what you’re gonna find
You know you’re not wrong, but it won’t be long
Before you love all the newest kinds.
‘Cause there’s a new breed of Mopars takin’ over
Some names are familiar to the call
There’s a new breed of Mopars takin’ over
They’re thrilling us all.
They’re thrilling us all.
The Challenger will be back in ‘08
Looking like a long lost friend
The new Charger hits the street with 4 doors
A Hemi and a posi rear end.
The Viper comes with a V-10 engine
The situation is so great
These cars are stock with many HP goodies
And most definitely worth the wait.
‘Cause there’s a new breed of Mopars takin’ over
Some names are familiar to the call
There’s a new breed of Mopars takin’ over
They’re thrilling us all.
They’re thrilling us all.
Add to that the Prowler and Magnum
When we talk about Mopars today
These cars have the looks and the guts to please you
Just like the Mopars of yesterday.
You’re thinking back now to cars you once had
You know what you’re gonna find
You know you’re not wrong, but it won’t be long
Before you love all the newest kinds.
‘Cause there’s a new breed of Mopars takin’ over
Some names are familiar to the call
There’s a new breed of Mopars takin’ over
They’re thrilling us all.
They’re thrilling us all.
Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow, dat’n doo-dow-dow-dow-dow
Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow, dat’n doo-dow-dow-dow-dow
Strangers In Their Cars
(sung to the tune of Strangers in the Night)
words by Jim Tchir
Strangers in their cars, exchanging glances
Both driving Mopars
There’s a good chance that
They’d be talking cars
Before the night was through.
The rumble of their stoves was so enticing
The lifting of their hoods was so exciting
Their love of Mopars
Was seen in their smiles too.
Strangers in their cars, two Mopar people
They were cruisin’ near and far
Up to the moment that they saw each other’s ride
Yes, that turned the tide
They are Mopar brothers now,
Just like many others now and
Ever since that day, they cruise together,
They’ve joined the MMA, members forever
It turned out so right
For Mopars in the night.
This Mopar’s Mine
(sung to the tune of I Feel Fine)
words by Jim Tchir
My Charger 4-4-0, you know
She really steals the show, you know
She’s all go.
She’s a ‘69, this Mopar’s mine.
My baby, looks real fine, you know
She’ll turn heads all the time, you know
She’s all go.
She is one slick ride, this Mopar’s mine.
I’m so glad, she’s such an awesome piece
She’s so bad, doing burnouts on the street!
I buy my Charger things, you know
Like brand new piston rings, you know
She’s all go.
She is one mean ride, this Mopar’s mine. Mmm.
My baby, she runs nine’s, you know
She moves out all the time, you know
She’s all go.
She is one hot ride, this Mopar’s mine.
I’m so glad, I can take her for a cruise
She’s so bad, a race she’ll never lose!
I buy my baby treats, you know
Like brand new leather seats, you know
She’s all go.
She is one cool ride, this Mopar’s mine
She is one sweet ride, this Mopar’s mine. Mmm.
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